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From: Dr. Landon Mcneal (Yeah right.)
19:14 Jan 31 2008
Times Read: 951




Dont be shame along of of your male instrument size



Your girl lived you alone along of she had jazzed it with your mate.

His male device is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.

Relax fellow. At present you can change your life to the good. Increase your male device size and you'll forget about problems.

Lots of men around the world have increase. Now its your turn.



If my doctor was ever that retarded I'd just preform surgery myself.

Prose and Cons.
23:19 Jan 30 2008
Times Read: 967

The time I feel most like myself is the time I spend writing.



Sometimes I really just wish something would give me a kick in the head and get me started sooner.



I am thinking of entering a writing competition but I am not sure, I mean, sometimes I just don't know.

20:15 Jan 29 2008
Times Read: 997

As I was walking into my class today I looked through the window in on the class before mine and this is what was written on the blackboard.

No School Today.
17:01 Jan 28 2008
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04:26 Jan 28 2008
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Look See Jan. 27th entry.

Mori
06:27 Jan 26 2008
Times Read: 1,064

Me and Flannery and a friend of ours from off site just went out to our favourite Japanese restaurant tonight. We have been there a good few times and lately we were wondering if they remember us yet.



While seated the waitress, a somewhat forgetful but very friendly young woman told flannery that she looks good with straightened hair.



Then on our way out the door the main head chef sushi cutter guy shouts out to us,

"See you next week."



Finally, we are regulars.

I won't say where this came from.
23:45 Jan 24 2008
Times Read: 1,098




Hello Daire,

I see youve been over at my pages today.

Am I in somekind of trouble?

Not that Im feeling guilty or anything,but someone told me if you come to visit we 're in deep shit.

Is that true?

Thanks.







Amusing no?

Southpark in 3's
20:34 Jan 23 2008
Times Read: 1,133

Last night I watched the "Make love not warcraft" episode of Southpark. I watched it through youtube and sadly noone has the full episode so I ended up having to watch it in three parts.



The first part was roughly 10 minutes long and with spanish subtitles, the second bit was about 3/4 of the first half with an extra 5 minutes and then the final part was the last 3 minutes of the second part all the way to the end, again about 10-11 minutes long.



It made for an interesting viewing experience. Annoying but still interesting.

National reverse racism day.
03:36 Jan 22 2008
Times Read: 1,170

Me and Flannery were coming home from the dog park and we were listening to the Raw Dog comedy channel on the Sirius radio and there was a snippet of audio which was obviously old. It may have been from the 60's maybe from the 70's, but it was of an old black guy, with a gravely jazz club voice.



His entire routine consisted of a poem about a monkey and a lion with the monkey being a black guy and the lion being a white guy. The monkey was tired of being kicked around by the lion and so he decided to get his own back.



The monkey spent literally 2 minutes on one sentence that was the most foul mouthed, sexually degrading and vulgar thing I have ever heard.



Almost every line in the sentence was about fucking the mother fucking lions sister in the ass and then getting his mother fucking whore aunt to suck his cock clean etc.... Nasty stuff. But every line was punctuated by the crowd saying,

"Hell yeah, right on."



I have no problems with white guys talk like this jokes, I don't think they are funny but I am not offended. I think Chris Rock is funny when he is talking about how stupid white people are or how stupid "niggers" are. (His words, not mine.) Richard Pryor was funny even when some of his racist stuff was heart felt, it was at least honest. But what I heard today was the most aggressively anti-white guy rant I have ever heard. And I guess what with the day that’s in it, it was ok to play on the radio.

Acclimated
01:23 Jan 17 2008
Times Read: 1,238

I was just flicking channels and I stopped on BET, I am guessing it stands for black entertainment television.



Which ghetto did they trawl to get the people that work on this channel? It was one stereotype after another. I know that all stereotypes have a basis in reality, including the whole drunk Irish thing etc...



But really, this channel is meant to be empowering I guess but this is what I just witnessed.



A big black guy, dressed in "thug" clothing with some little black "sista" and he was teaching her to play pool and he said.

"Since you are not familiar with this game let me get you acclimated, you like that? You like that word? Acclimated."



If you are going to try and improve on the image of your people and you want to move away from the stereotype of black guys that can't talk properly etc... why supply your programming on the lowest common denominator?



It made me think of Chris Rock’s line.



"I love black people, but I hate niggers"



This channel is obviously aimed at the later of the two.

Bloosey
06:25 Jan 16 2008
Times Read: 1,255

A new Sushi place opened in the mall near us here. Yeah I know what you are thinking, "mall sushi" blerg. But this place is pretty good, with certain exceptions. First of all I will list the good things, just so as not to paint a bad picture of the place because I will most likely go back there. The first good thing was it was one of those revolving dead fish line places, it was an experience to just pick and choose what you wanted, and even when you did not like what was passing in front of you at least you got watch it sail by like a tiny electronic, aquatic zombie. Second good thing about this place was there was a huge screen on one wall showing street scenes from Japan including school girls and street buskers and temples etc…. was interesting. The next good thing is directly related to the street musicians displayed on the screen, among those displayed were a J-rock duo, a girl with neon pink hair singing and a guy with neon yellow hair rocking out on an electric keyboard guitar. The best thing about this situation was, no audio. I did not have to listen to the J-rock duo, the unsynchronized - shirt un-tucked - hair tussled – untalented boy band, oh how I could go on.



Now, as for the bad. First bad thing was the audio that was supplied in the building was on the euro-trash cliché side. Second bad thing about the place was its air of uber-trendy neuvo riche style, yeah its sushi but don’t get above your station.



I have saved the best for last. In the place you could watch the sushi being prepared and it was interesting. That in itself is a good thing, however where it gets bad is that I was also close enough to read the name tag of the guy making the sushi. Gerardo.

English 173
05:33 Jan 15 2008
Times Read: 1,275

I am taking a science fiction class this quarter. If you can image a room packed with social ineptitude, dorky t-shirts and a total lack of fashion consciousness then you can imagine the physical attributes of the class. There is however a downside to this gathering of nerds. The alpha nerd. There is a cliché nerd guy in the class, glasses, big nose, skinny arms etc… the first day of class, well the second day, I missed the first day for reasons beyond my control, anyway, the first day of class anytime the teacher mentioned the name of an author or book or movie that the king nerd recognized all I could hear from behind me was “yes!”. It was amusing and annoying at the same time. It was amusing in that he was getting excited from hearing things he recognized, it was annoying in that he said it every time something registered. This included names like H.G. Wells and Isaac Asimov , names that everyone should know, it is no special feat to recognize these names, and it does not deserve a little verbal confirmation of your recognition.

19:04 Jan 13 2008
Times Read: 1,294

I am taking some online history class this quarter and question 1. is listed as follows:



1.) Locate two reputable Art History or Ancient History Internet sites (DO NOT USE .COMS) with images that will allow you to compare the art of Sumer with that of Egypt. What differences do you see?





And here is someones answer to that question. I have to remind you, this person is not 5 years old, they are a college student.

The artwork from Sumer is different from the artwork from Egypt. The art from Sumer is very smooth looking. It is shiny and new looking. Art from Sumer seems to have a variety of art. There are objects such as bowls (things that are useful) and tools. There are statues of humans, but the person always seems to be alone. They also have statues of animals, more so than statues of humans. Sumer has more statues than drawings.



Egyptian art has a more grainy look, the pieces have more cracks in them, they look older. The artwork isn't shiny, it has a luster to it, which adds to it looking old. That would probably be due the fact that artwork from Sumer looks to be made from more metal type materials and art from Egypt is made from clay. Egypt's statues are of Pharoh's and the Sphinx.

Love Hate
01:03 Jan 12 2008
Times Read: 1,310












I have a serious love hate relationship with this manga series. I am currently on issue 24. I am interested in everything included in this series, the art, the story, the characters, the ideals. The main focus of the series is on a man named Miyamoto Musashi and he is Japans most famous sword-master. The story chronicles his journey along the way of the sword and plays out many of his more famous duels. The art in this manga is amazing, it is all done with ink and a brush and its really high detail. But where the hate comes in is that every issue I buy, and I usually buy 2 or 3 at a time, but every time I buy new issues I finish them the same day and I am so involved in the story that I want to read on. I have read all 24 issues in my collection multiple times now and I have not lost any interest at all, if anything my interest grows with each reading. I have had a long standing interest in Kendo and ever since starting this series my interest in Kendo has increased as has my interest with the art of sword making and maintenance. If I ever get rich I am buying a handmade Katana from a real sword smith from Japan.

06:17 Jan 08 2008
Times Read: 1,334

Jason Statham annoys my tits off.

Ever notice...
05:29 Jan 06 2008
Times Read: 1,360

Not that many people out there would notice, but I notice it alot. A lot of the time when film makers want to film something set in ancient England or other similar country they always film it in Ireland. At the moment I am watching Sweeny Todd, not the new one, the 1998 version. And same as the Depp version it is set in 1800's London, yet it was filmed 100% in Dublin.



Other movies filmed in Ireland yet not set there include:



The Princess bride

King Arthur (looked shit never saw it)

Reign of Fire

Oliver Twist



etc. etc. etc.

cecil13
22:07 Jan 05 2008
Times Read: 1,381

Age: 13



Comment that caught my attention: "A good man in the bed"



Good at what? Reading bedtime stories? Not drooling on your pillow?